The perfect man
> The perfect man is gentle...
Never cruel or mean
> He has a beautiful smile... And keeps his face so clean
> The perfect man likes children... And will raise them by your side
> He will be a good father... As well as good husband to his bride
> The perfect man loves cooking... Cleaning and vacuuming too
> He'll do anything in his power... To convey his love to you
> The perfect man is sweet... Writing poetry in your name
> He's a best friend to your mother... And kisses away your pain
> He never has made you cry... Or battered you in any way
> To Hell with this endless poem...
> The perfect man is gay.
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