TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
- 1) You can GET chocolate.
- 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
- 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
- 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving and even without a condom.
- 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
- 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
- 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
- 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
- 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
- 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without
upsetting your co-workers.
- 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
- 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
- 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
- 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant and you don't get AIDS.
- 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
- 16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
- 17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
- 18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
- 19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
- 20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.
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